Guaranteed way to feel better?
Watch Modern Family and get wasted off of
booze water and medicine.
Oh, and…have a mom like this:
Mom: Seriously, I can drive down there after school tomorrow and come back on Sunday.
Me: Mom, I’m not bed-ridden with the plague. I really really appreciate the gesture, but I’m not making you do that. I really will be okay.
Mom: Well I know, but I just thought maybe in case you needed somebody to cook for you or do your laundry while you focus on finals and getting well.
I’m not taking her up on her offer, but it’s nice to know I’ve got the option. She’s the best.
Also, I’m not kidding. As you can see, I really did switch to Chrome.